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5 The Right Thing To Do    The Past    "Well, here's a physics lesson, poindexter. Undies, plus gravity, equals wedgie! Ahahahaha!"    Young Hailey Fortis stared at the TV screen as Timmy Turner was pulled off the ground by his underwear by his demonic babysitter Vicky. As the cruel woman laughed and Timmy dropped to the floor and comically danced around in pain, the image of the wedgie replayed in her mind. She wondered what it would feel like to get one, but she didn't have an evil babysitter like Vicky or a menacing bully like Francis. Did they really hurt like that?    Undies plus gravity equals wedgie.    Those words echoed in